Joon Hoe ((:
Expecting an introduction? NO!!~ LOL :P
km further away from Earth and to the skies!! :D

take me to the sky

10:06 PM HAY PEEEEPPLLLE! I'M BACK TO BROG AGAIN! ((:
Hmm, life has been quite enjoyable for the past few weeks, well many things happened too, but who cares? lol. :D

Well well, let me see how I should begin this post~ Hmm. Recently I have been watching my diet and excercising lots! and guess what? I lost 3kg in about a week or so! Is that awesome or what!? haha! But still my face is still as round as the moon during the Lunar Latern Festivals. :P
Most importantly, I am so gonna complete my driving practicals soon! Just another few more weeks and I can book my TP! lol. I'm so damn excited about it la. Driving is so damn fun! Well now that's where the problem comes. When I get my license, I will have no car to drive. lol. ): I so want to own a MINI Cooper convertible but it costs like over a $100K )):
Well I still wouldn't mind a Lancer for a first time driver like me =\ I am like wishing bad bad that my grandma would sponsor me one! haha!
Sometimes I get tempted to sell those shares my grandma bought for me and buy my MINI! :x
But still if i sell it now, I will lose out in the long term. The dividends are like so damn awesome la. But the drawback is, I still have to wait for the end of every fiscal year for my A.S.S. (peeps, I know it looks like the vulgar slang of the word "buttocks" or "anus", but it's not. It stands for Annual Shareholder Statement. lol.)
Anyhow, I want a car so bad, I would steal one if I had the chance! LOL. Sigh, life's tough and so is my dream to own a car hahahaha. Well, I shouldn't be worrying about luxury items right now and should be concentrating on my studies! lol. Guess what? I'm almost getting debarred for my Communication Skills 3. LOL. damn those 8am lessons, I always oversleep. ): How I wish I had a human alarm clock to wake me up instead of depending on my lousy iPhone alarm that sounds more pleasent than a rainy and windy morning! lol. It's really soothing la. lol.
WTB MORNING CALL SERVICE, PLEASE CALL 96321432 at 6-7 a.m. in the morning without fail. haha.
Ahh damn I'm so crappy at times. No wait, I AM always crappy lol. Alright, I hope this entry should have wasted 5 minutes of your life kept you entertained for a good 5minutes or so lol!
That's all folks for today! Till next time, ciao ciao~ lol.

XOXO,
Joon Hoe.
(YES I AM TRYING TO IMMITATE GOSSIP GIRL OK. QUIT RANTING. IF YOU HATE IT GO HATE YOURSELF FOR READING THIS. :DD )

1:04 PM Sigh.... woke up 5 hours earlier from the usual 8 hours of sleep I need, couldn't really sleep much. Well something's been bugging me recently, I feel so lost right now and it's depriving me of my sleep! I really feel that I should take some action about it but then again, I'm reluctant to do it as it makes me feel very very bad inside.. I think I'm gonna lose my cool sooner or later, well it's just a matter of time I guess =\ What's meant to be, is meant to be....

3:04 PM HOLY CRAPS! IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I LAST UPDATED MY BLOG! WAHAHAHAHAS! :3
Waiting for me to update my blog is like waiting for a rare spawn - camping under the dead tree near Ratchet for hours just to find me! LOL!

Aight, so allow me to start off with the end of my dear ol' semesteral break T^T
Well I must say it was one of the best holidays I had so far in my poly life, well many reasons pertaining to it but yeah it's just way too many! you wouldn't want to be bored to death by a wall of just text and text only right? hahahaha!
First off, I caught up with all my secondary school friends! it's really awesome to gather together after like 6yrs or so and catch up with each other's lives and laugh at our and other peoples follies haha! poor Cheng Ghee! HAHA! :P


10:35 PM Hey folks! I'm finally back to blog! Been awhile since I blogged as it was a busy year - projects,quizes, studies and not forgetting the coming exams! ZOMGZ! O.O

Haha anyway having survived and given that this Chinese New Year has already been long (self-proclaimed) over, I had compiled a few tips through my pro observation skills to survive the next Chinese New Year and for the years to come. As usual, this Chinese New Year was covered with sweltering heat, little or no cloud cover and the big bad sun was glowing like a huge ball of "glowiness" melting more 50% of whatever was left of the polar region, and my predictions tell me that sea levels around the world would rise substantially, which would leave Singapore flooded. Sharks would then evolve into amphibians in a matter of days and hunt us humans. Now... to teach you some new moves!

Survival Tips for Chinese New Year:

1. Sustenance- Boys and girls! Sustenance will play a major role in your survival of CNY. The more you have of it, the better. Food is an obvious one. The other form of sustenance is "Hong Pow". Those little red packets will keep you sane.
2. Nagging old people- Yes, nagging old people. Never wander alone, never sit alone, never do anything alone, except going to the toilet. Always move in a group, that way the nagging old people wouldn't be able to concentrate their "nagginess" on you alone.
3. Invest in a tape recorder- After purchasing a tape recorder, proceed to record the yourself wishing "Happy new year!" in your jolliest gestured sounding voice. On the big day, place the recorder somewhere inconspicuous. When in close contact with a relative, hit the button and shake their hand.
4. Be radical- Show up decked out in black, a shaved head, a mohawk, hair that would make Warner Bros. technicoloured cartoons look dull, tattoo your face O.O

Well that's all I got for you folks (: Remember to stay happy! Welcome the year of the Ox with a smile! Come on show me your teeth don't just seal your lips and squeeze your cheeks so hard that it looks like a smile. Shoot it up and fire up the barbecue!!! :P Have a Happy, Prosperus and STRESS FREE NIU YEAR! :D Ciaoz~~

10:49 PM YAY NEW POST! blog has been dead for quite sometime now as you would have noticed, reason being I'm just too f'king lazy to update it haha! oh well, nothing much to say though but I'll just talk about the coming new year... like wow! the year has come to an end in such a short time, it felt almost like yesterday when I just began poly haha... time sure flies... sigh.. looking back at the past... I felt much happier then, now I'm just... I don't know? lol mixed feelings... this year has been a stressful one with LOTS AND LOTS of work... life just can't get much more worse can it? but fret not! I'm already prepared for the very WORST... come what may life will still go on haha... why am i even talking about these kind of stuff? New Year is just round the corner! time to come up with those resolutions lolol... this year was a pretty messed up year, hoping with my fingers crossed tightly so much so that my phalenges break, this coming year would be a better and fufiling one, don't want to end the year full of problems and regrets... haha... oh well, time for me to get down on those resolutions and then do some of my DMID.. will update soon yeah! :) ciaoz!

1:53 AM

9:21 PM LOL! a funny thing woke me up from my sleep just now hahahaha! My father was shouting over the phone telling his china workers what to do cuz one of his workers got arrested for a what seemed joking matter which blew up to a molest case LOLOL! really... china people really make me laugh my ass out at times... not like i love to steoreotype but really chinese people from china are super dumb lololol really wth la... anyway what happened was that this china worker in the factory accidentally brushed across the other worker's wife which really is just a slight touch on the elbow and then she at first just jokingly said she will report police for molest, THEN they were overheard by some viet woman who told the husband about it and he got so fed up he called the police down to arrest the other guy for molest! LOL! dun understand right? even the wife nv say anything and just because of a misunderstood joke he got the other guy arrested and had to be bailed out if not he dunid work tmr LOLOL! well thats chinese immigrants for you... now his wife have to bail him out... sad kid ): LOLOLOLOL! sigh... anyway nothing much to blog about today ba... just that... i need more sleep! bye!! :3